R.I.P. Pimp C
Bishop Don Magic Juan, a former pimp-turned-rap-celebrity, arrived just minutes before the ceremony ended, causing a stir as he sauntered down the aisle with an entourage of women who were scantily clad in gold and red. He held a pimp cup and wore a foot-tall crown and a blue velvet cape.The ceremony lasted almost two hours. Fans continued to remember Pimp C as they left, and the sounds of dueling UGK songs streamed out the windows of cars trapped in bumper-to-bumper traffic.
From the Associated Press. Wonder what it was like in the press room bullpen when this story was handed out. “We need someone to cover the funeral of Pimp C. Chamillionaire will be there. Where? Er…Port Arthur, Texas. It’s only 90 minutes from Houston!”
“Not all at once people. Not all at once.”
Tags: Humor
